Dailies

1) Rick: I do some of my best writing in the shower. 2) George: So you come up with an idea, get out of the shower and write it down ? Rick: that’s what I used to do. But nowadays I have an even better system. 3) Rick: Sarah, can you bring me my whiteout?

1) Tessa: Naptime, and I’m wide awake. 2) Tessa: Everyone’s asleep, except for me. 3) (Counts sheep) 4) Tessa: I gotta stop taking coffee from the teacher’s lounge.

1) Rick: Hypothetically, what could trigger Arrowbot to transform from a gentle, loving soul, into a murderous killing machine? George: A mistake in his code. 2) Rick: Such as? George: A semicolon in the wrong place could do it. 3) Rick: But you’re a good programmer, right? George: Well, nobody’s perfect. 4) Rick: Now’s not the time for humility, George. George: Well then, yeah, I’m pretty amazing.